THE fART OF FEMINISM
The
Cast: Professor Fanny Fartness (WHYmen Studies) and Arts Student.
The
Scene: Arts Faculty on any Australian campus.
Female Arts Student meets Prof Fartness in the Faculty Corridor
“A
male student glanced at my breast region three times in my psych tutorial
this morning, Professor Fartness.”
“That’s grievous sexual
harassment!”
“How
do I report it Professor Fartness?”
“Easily, at last count we have
fifty Whymen Rights, Affirmative Action and Equal Opportunity agencies in the
State; five of them here on campus.”
“Do
you think I will have to be secretly housed in a whymen’s shelter while I
prosecute him Professor Fartness?”
“Most definitely.”
“By
the way Professor Fartness I now believe, after watching an episode of
"Neighbours", my father and then my stepfather and uncle were actually
molesting me when they gave me ‘goodnight hugs’.”
“Oh my lordess, well we will soon fix
that you poor victim.”
“But
I’m concerned about the trouble I will cause if I report my 'repressed' suspicions.”
“Don’t worry dear, there won’t be any
trouble at all. I will have the police around your house this afternoon to
evict your stepfather, slap restraining orders on both your father and uncle
and as a precaution keep a close eye on your fourteen year old brother Dick.”
“Thank
you Fanny. Oh oh Professor Fartness?”
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“Yes my brutalised whyman - victim of a
male dominated society, a product of a worldwide conspiracy since time
immemorial to enslave us whymen.”
“The
police don’t have to keep my brother Dick under surveillance cause he
killed himself last year.”
“Hah! That’s one less dick the defenceless and dominated whymen of Arseend
Australia won’t have to worry about.”
Both women chuckle at Fanny's penile
pun
“Professor Fartness?”
“Yes flower of innocence.”
“Why
is male suicide so high in Arseend?”
“Bite your tongue girl! How dare you
imply men kill themselves more than whymen! Don’t you know
the sexist implications of that erroneous fact err myth?”
“No
Professor Fartness what are the sexist implications?”
“Well for one thing it suggests men
are suffering far greater from alienation, poverty and hardship than whymen; and another,
we whymen have all the farty help services ranging from whymen shelters to
female only fitness centres.”
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“But Professor Fartness
I read the other day how men are dropping at a rate of at least five to one whyman, doesn't this
statistic suggest something!”
“Curse your male sexist engineered
innocence girl, of course it means something. It means men are simply more
successful in their suicide attempts. The research shows however that whymen attempt suicide
thrice as much, maybe more if you take into account the mysterious
hordes of oppressed Sisters who do not or cannot report their heart
rendering cries for help. Why I still remember when I was an oppressed teenage
girl, constantly hounded by sexist perverts for dates, I life threateningly
scratched my wrists twice, starved myself for twenty-four hours and swallowed
five aspirins in three desperate separate efforts to end it all. I never
did get around to reporting those attempts but I’m going to, which should bump
the stats up in our favour by three more eh!”
“Oh
I see Professor Fartness, so special attention to the escalating urban,
rural and remote male suicide rate is unwarranted because in general we Sisters
are more suicidal?”
“Indeed girl you are quick disproving
yet again the chauvinistic claim whymen are just
plumb dumb. Humph, in fact the little public services that exist for suicidal
people should be made exclusively for whymen. Just imagine
those oppressed and depressed Sisters hovering between life and death from
exceeding the recommended dosage of paracetamol reaching for the phone only to
be outraged further by the menacing and domineering voice of a male Counsellor.
Which reminds me, I must check the progress of our funding submission for a
exclusive female suicide prevention clinic.”
“Well that’s a relief Professor Fartness! I feel better now. I should go
to my class. Thank you.”
“Be careful when you cross the oval
dear as thirty five per cent of the student body is male, which means there are
at least three thousand potential rapists prowling about.”
“You’re right and rape victims is one statistic men can’t
claim exclusivity.”
“SPOT on dear, an average of
twenty whymen are raped or violated in one form or another daily by sexist pigs
in this country, and don’t forget the devastating MYSTERIOUS numbers
that go unreported.”
“I won’t, which reminds me of this report I read about: ‘Prison rape of men.’”
“Tish tosh dear, who cares about
hideous prisoners and besides who are the rapists?”
“Men.”
“Of course! So they deserve it.”
“But Professor
Fartness in Australian prisons it is estimated two to three hundred men are
sexually assaulted daily and in the United States three to four thousand.”
“What’s your point girl? You
perpetual victim of tyrannical testosterone.”
“Well it’s not my point, it was the article which by the way was written by a
man-”
“Surprise surprise!”
“The
point being that throughout the western world male victims of sexual assault
outnumber whymen by at least ten to one.”
“Criminals deserve nothing less.”
“But isn't that the same as saying whymen who flirt in
front of men deserve to be raped too.”
“Castrated cocks! Little Sister you
are losing focus. We are not interested in what happens to men, be it rape,
suicide, imprisonment, homelessness, unemployment, discrimination and war -
where the stupid buggers keep lining up like cattle to be slaughtered, we are
concerned only with what they have been and are doing against us Sisters,
understand?”
“Sorry Professor Fartness.”
“Now off you go and remember if any
male or his penis, whichever you determine closest, comes within one metre
regard it as a violation and respond accordingly.”
THE NEXT DAY
“Hello Professor Fartness”
“Hello dear, any problems in evicting
your paedophilic stepfather?”
“Not really Professor Fartness, however he did put up a gruesome struggle
claiming innocence to the police.”
“He would wouldn't he. Do you
remember the Golden Feminist Dictum my oppressed petal?”
“It seems to have slipped my oppressed mind.”
“Well let me remind you dear - all guilty
men proclaim innocence! Which makes your predatory stepfather plainly guilty
doesn’t it?”
“I dont doubt you at all Professor Fartness, although the police were a
bit rough on him.”
“The police can never be too rough on
them but explain anyway Sister.”
“Well when
the police prepared to evict him from his own home, he demanded
he bring his car and clothes with him.”
“He would wouldn't he? Sexist pigs
will do anything to disempower us Sisters materially and immaterially, but go
on dear what happened then?”
“The two
police officers called for backup. When more cops arrived, he was
physically removed from his house, but unfortunately, the four policemen had to
subdue him with batons, taser and mace. Oh Fanny he made such a
racket groaning and moaning, I really believed he was in pain.”
“Absolutely outrageous! Four police
officers and not one of them a whyman. Yet another
example of work place gender discrimination! When will the chauvinistic police
force realise that we whymen can wield
batons just as wide and brutal as men can? Remind me to report this to the
Human Rights & Equal Opportunity Office.”
“I will
Professor Fartness.”
“Now besides this affair with your
now homeless and half-naked stepfather how’s everything my sunshine
of Arseend society?”
“Fine
I guess.”
“You sound unsure Sister which other
male oppresses you?”
“Well my
boyfriend disagrees with what happened.”
“Does he just? Doesn’t he know it’s
sexist and now illegal for males to argue or
disagree with whymen?”
“Professor
Fartness I think you’re mistaken because that law hasn't been legislated yet.”
“Well it would be if only our
anglophile male politicians were a tad more sycophantic and idiotic than
they already are. But go on my persecuted petal what did he say and most
importantly how did he say it?”
“He said it
was wrong how the police batoned, zapped and maced my stepfather and-”
“He would wouldn't he?”
“-and he
referred to this vague legal notion of presumption of innocence.”
“Yes I remember that: it was another
sexist construct developed by men for the benefit of men!"
"Then he pointed out how ironic and hypocritical, at
the slightest altercation or dissent with men, us so called
sovereign feministic whymen rush teary eyed
to traditional bastions of MALE authority and power seeking their intervention
for pathetic squabbles largely caused by our own making in the first
place"
"Poppycock! Only a sexist pervert capable of independent thought, uncontaminated by the Orwellian / anglo cerebral disorder of political correctness would dare utter such an obvious insight! But tell me Sister how did he communicate his oppressive opinion?”
"Poppycock! Only a sexist pervert capable of independent thought, uncontaminated by the Orwellian / anglo cerebral disorder of political correctness would dare utter such an obvious insight! But tell me Sister how did he communicate his oppressive opinion?”
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“I’m not sure
I understand what you mean Professor Fartness.”
“My dear, did he raise his voice? Was
his posture threatening and where were his hands?”
“He did raise
his voice slightly.”
“Aha I knew it and what did he do
with his hands?”
“Nothing
really, oh hang on he did raise his right hand to his face to blow his
nose.”
“Unhinged odious brute! You have
grounds for DV.”
“DV Professor
Fartness?”
“My Lordess! Your ignorance is
enlightening. Don’t you watch ABC and read The Australian? DV… DOMESTIC
VIOLENCE!”
“Oh
I see but-”
“But what girl?”
“He didn’t actually strike or threaten me.”
“He didn’t actually strike or threaten me.”
“But the intention was there dear.
His intimidating tone, his threatening hand manoeuvres. Goodness it’s a wonder
your face isn’t black and blue!”
“Oh
now you've scared me, what should I do?”
“I recommend you telephone the DV
counsellor at the local court and demand she file a restraining order
on your behalf.”
“Is it that simple?”
“Why
of course, don’t you know every court in Arseend employs at least five tax
funded DV female counsellors to support abused and battered victims such as
you? You don’t even have to pay the filing fee.”
“That’s
comforting to know. I will phone a DV counsellor during my ten minute break
between classes.”
“That should be plenty of time
Sister.”
“Well I better be getting along,
my Whymen in Politics tutorial begins soon.”
"Whymen in Politics"? I thought today's class was Whymen in
Boots"
"No. Whymen in Boots is
on Wednesdays after Whymen in Religion and before Whymen in Kitchens.
"O my mistake, so what were your classes this morning"?
"Whymen in
Universities followed by Whymen and Sex Aids.
And now its Whymen in Politics".
“Whymen in politics -
the greatness of whymen political thought has been too
long in its unveiling.”
“Yes
it has been Professor Fartness.”
“Tell me my victim of erect and
flaccid penises, who do you favour among the hordes of famous whymen politicians?”
“Um
err um, Queen Elizabeth.”
“Hmm she’s not exactly a politician
but of course she and her ancestors’ imperialist contribution to
the indigenous world can never be embellished enough, why look what
they have done for the ungrateful Blacks of this nation! And speaking of
Natives we Sisters in the spirit of feminism have relentlessly and at great
personal cost I might add, tried to save Aboriginal whymen Arseend wide.
And how do they repay us?”
“How?”
“They kick us and feminism out of
their communities.”
“Good
goddess! But why? After all we only want to liberate them from their sexist
aboriginal men who perpetrate evil sexist practices under the guise of
ancient tribal culture and custom which only pre-date our racially
superior anglo culture by 60 000 years.”
“Indeed but try explaining the
same to those ungrateful black whymen critics who
whine we anglophile feminists invade their already socially, culturally and
economically ravaged communities to deliver additional discord and trauma by pitting whymen against men.”
“Gosh
don’t they know who their real enemies are?”
“Obviously not dear. We have tried in
vain to teach them the horrors of infant deaths, cell
deaths, alcoholic deaths, petrol sniffing deaths, violent deaths and other unnatural
deaths, which all amount to nothing less than genocide, are dwarfed in
comparison to the savagery of sexism that rages unabated in their pestilent tin
shack squalors.”
“Professor
Fanny Fartness you are SPOT on! I mean bugger the fact many
Aboriginal Australians still crawl around on leprous limb stumps, and the
infant mortality rate is eight times higher than anglophile Arseend. What is
more important is they are taught who their real
oppressors are.”
“Exactly dear - MEN! Anyway forget
about those indigenous ingrates, who don’t know what’s good for them and let’s
return to my favourite subject of great and powerful whymen.”
“Yes
let’s.”
“Now what about Margaret Thatcher
that iron icon to whyman’s lib. I
remember one of her great moments and there were many mind, when the UN
Security Council, loaded with a majority of men, sought to impose sanctions
against South Africa for its APARTHEID policy; a policy no where near as
destructive and urgent as the policies we white whymen have had to
tolerate. All the Council Members apart from the majestic Margaret and that
champion of chauvinism Reagan voted for sanctions. Margaret and he stuck
to their guns thwarting the unimportant and diversionary ambition
of the Council to frustrate apartheid. There was no ceiling to
her strength. Goddess bless her. She even taught those sexist Argentinians a
lesson by disintegrating a few.”
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“Why
did the chauvinist Reagan dissent too?”
“Oh you crushed beneath the boot of
man, girl, he was manipulated of course by his brilliant chattel - Nancy.
Both she and Margaret knew there were vastly more important and urgent policies
to be pursued such as laws prohibiting men from affixing demeaning exploitative
posters of bikini clad whymen on their work
place walls.”
“Its
good to know we white Sisters understand the real priorities of social
justice.”
“That we do dear, that we do. Tell me
dear who is the subject of today’s tutorial?”
“I believe it is a male author, the
Marquis de Sade, and his recognition as a pioneer in whymen’s emancipation.”
“It’s
just like men to claim ownership of our liberation.”
“But
Professor Fartness his literary works were years ahead of his time: profound
explicit writings on whymen’s repressed
sexuality in an oppressive society.”
“His! Wrong pronoun! Sade’s work was
not a his but a hers. She wrote under a male pseudonym simply because it was
more profitable to do so in those barbaric chauvinistic times.”
“That's
news to me.”
“I'm not surprised dear, the denial of her true gender has been part of
a wider sexist conspiracy woven by men since time immemorial. And let’s not
forget that other famous French Sister of ours Joan of Arc. She too assumed the
male identity by donning male attire, which infuriated those sexist French
'scum' so much they hung her. Remembering her sacrifice to the Sisterhood
makes me faint. O Valerie Solanas and Pauline Hanson come rescue me!”
Overcome with the
tyranny of patriarchalism raging all around her,
Fanny Fartness, swoons landing
softly on her best asset.
“Professor
Fanny Fartness are you okay?”
“Yes dear Sister…it’s just sometimes
I think us whymen would be better off if we were completely segregated in our
own society away from men.”
“But if
we live in a society without men who will do all the backbreaking spirit
crushing labour? Who will toil in the field to feed us? And
who will protect us from our sexist teenage sons looking down our
blouses?"
“Swallow your tainted
testicular tongue dear, if I didn’t know better I would say two testicles were
dangling in your panties. We Sisters can manage any form of labour men can, and
better.”
“That’s
good to know, so we can build infrastructure, develop medical miracles, invent
technology, create masterpieces…sorry mistresspieces of art, music and
literature. We can also on our own, although we have yet to demonstrate it in a
single instance, convert a land mass of rock, vegetation, sand and water into a
super advanced society as we have today?”
“Sister Sarah Palin! Drop
your daks right now and reveal those beastly balls! If you were a male I
would sic the campus security boys er people on to you for ideological
harassment. How dare you observe the Sisterhood has not
contributed to the evolution of civilisation. We have thousands of inventors in
our femocracy.”
“Like?”
“Let me see…
Fanny Fartness
pauses as she earnestly tries to recall one name from her
fabled roll of '1000s' of women
pioneers in civilisation.
Eureka! That American whyman who fiddled
with the properties of radium, Curry or Currie.”
“Oh
yeah I know, she discovered two radioactive elements from uranium with her
husband.”
“Bah that’s what the scum will
have you believe. Anyway Sister if there is a perception, false as it is, that
there is a scarcity of whymen pioneers in
the herstory of civilisation it is due to the fact we have been eternally
oppressed in every society and culture. Our superior ability to invent and
create was brutally repressed.”
“You've
nailed it on the head again Professor. I've really got to go now goodbye.”
“Goodbye my tormented vulnerable
butterfly fluttering in a society of depraved sexist male predators. Don’t
forget to ring the DV Counsellor.”
“I
won’t.”
THE SAME AFTERNOON
“Hello there my subjugated swan.”
“Hello there my subjugated swan.”
“Oh
hi Professor.”
“Any problems with the DV matter?”
“Not
at all. Heavily armed police are now closing in on my ex-boyfriend as we
speak.”
“Good good and lets hope this time
law enforcement will be equally represented with whymen when they
physcially subdue him. What class do you have now my dove of purity?”
“Child
Abuse.”
“All the perpetrators being male no
doubt?”
“I
am not so sure about that Professor Fartness.”
“Do explain sugar.”
“Well
according to the literature seventy to eighty percent of serious child abuse is
perpetrated by whymen and ninety percent of all child
and infant killings are committed by whymen.”
“Well I never…! There must be a mitigating factor to absolve those
Sisters. Now let me think…
A flabbergasted Fanny
Fartness hesitates, furiously searching for a theory to counter the
statistical truth the chief butcher of children and babies in the
anglosphere are women.
Why of course dear, those subjugated swans without a doubt are coerced
to perpetrate such by the heinous oppressive antics of their tyrannical male
partners and men in general. Debilitated from the pervasive sexism stifling
all whymen, our stressed Sisters break down and lash out. There! It is still the
doing of scum men!”
“Don’t get me
wrong Professor Fartness, I fearfully agree, but couldn’t someone,
perhaps a sexist, reflect your penetrating logic onto the
issue of spouse abuse?”
“What in Saint Virginia Woolfe’s name
are you on about dear?”
“Um
if whymen are to be excused for battering and murdering children and babies because
they are stressed then why can’t those few men, who also claim the
mitigating factor of stress, be excused for beating whymen?”
“Vibrator buggered Virgin Mary! Must
I explain everything to you girl! The insignificant stress those snivelling
cowardly bullies claim is in fact generated by their own bastard brothers who
dominate our society.”
“But Professor Fartness
might a critic perhaps a male chauvinistic one-”
“Hillary RODDAM Clinton!
Is there any other dear?”
“-point
out it is more cowardly, more oppressive, more despicable, more obscene to
batter children than to batter adult whymen.”
“Holy hairy arm pits and leg calves!
In the name of the Female Eunuch how?”
“Adult whymen can fight
back, leave or call for help, whereas children and especially infants cannot
offer resistance or seek rescue whatsoever.”
…… a
frustrated pregnant pause ensues...
“My look at the time don’t you have a
tutorial now?”
“Yes Professor
Fanny Fartness.”
FIN
The latest misandry / feminist propaganda from the wacky Australian Government.
Notice how this propaganda was released just before the next Federal Election
- no coincidence of course folks :)
This commercial as usual depicts men and boys as violent thugs
who love to beat up white women and girls.
This has happened before here in Aus to win the vagina vote, the Federal Government release a massive anti-male campaign
under the guise of combating Domestic Violence.
This garbage has to stop: NOT WITHSTANDING THE FACT THE MOST VIOLENT MAMMALS IN SOCIETY ARE WOMEN, WHO MURDER AND BEAT BORN AND UNBORN BABIES! They also give as much as they take.
DONT BELIEVE A MALE?
Then read from the bovine's mouth, the woman who started all this BS about domestic violence and women only shelters ERIN PIZZEY
"There’s a whole storied history that you can read it. They came back and decided that the leftist women wanted their own movement. So instead of it being Capitalism, which everyone was against in the left-wing movements, they simply changed the goal posts and said it was Patriarchy. Everything was because of men, because of the power that men have over women. And then the second part of their argument was that all women are victims of men’s violence because it’s The Patriarchy. And that is such a lot of rubbish. Because, we know, and everybody in the business knows, that both men and women in interpersonal relationships can be violent. And that’s in every single study all across the Western world. All this time—40 years—we’ve been living a big lie led by these Feminist women who essentially have created a huge billion dollar industry all across the world and they have shut the doors on men. No men can work in refuges; no men can sit on Boards; boys under the age of 12 often can’t go into the refuges. A mother has to make a difficult choice of what she should do."
You can read the whole interview here where she confirms this FEMINIST PROPAGANDA is nothing more than huge scam by feminazis to suck moron governments for endless grants and funding.
http://whiteribbon.org/domestic-violence-law/refuting-40-years-of-lies-about-domestic-violence/
